What it looks like: “Um…phallic things over here.”
What it is: “Missile.”
What it looks like: “Absolutely no damn tents allowed.”
What it is: “Mountain infantry unit.”
What it looks like: “We fenced in this fir tree, but just this one.”
What it is: “Multiple rocket launcher.”
What it looks like: “Spiked hair permitted.”
What it is: “Ordnance.”
What it looks like: “Pirates!”
What it is: “Pirates.”
Huh.
What it looks like: “Dude locked in slammer.”
What it is: “Prison.”
Okay, so the Army does employ some literal people.
What it looks like: “Happy sunglasses wearers.”
What it is: “Recovery unmanned aerial system.”
What it looks like: “BEAR CLAW!”
What it is: “Rock throwing.”
