Regurgitate your DD214
You’re the new kid on the block and with the alcohol flowing, chances are your co-workers will become a little more bold and start asking about your time in the military. In my personal experience, I’ve found it best to have a few, short and to the point canned responses to offer. Keeping it short and sweet will save you from a two-hour recount of everything from wetting the bed your first day of basic to a detailed reenactment of your third firefight in the dirt alleys of Fallujah.
